[ooc: I guess this is the return of horny!Lana? (She is so getting a tag for that.) I didn't want to write this. I really didn't. I've been trying to get rid of it for several nights now and it WOULDN'T. GO. AWAY.]

Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes. - Marquis de Sade

( Warning for some adult content. Thanks a lot, Sam. )

Forget socks. This one is better.

You Are Designer Panties
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[ooc: Inspired by the April Fools fun with reporters_lane and chloeas. I haven't asked permission from anyone, so...for now I'm going to say this is just fic, not to be applied as actual history, yada yada, unless you decide it does. Even though it kinda does have reporters_lane and a mention of chloeas. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I just HAD to write this!]

( Femmeslashy. There, I warned. )

( Delivery for reporters_lane! )

You Should Light a Berry Candle
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[ooc: Lame!prompt response is lame. Filling the request of reporter_chloe made a couple of months ago for what she refers to as "Lanois". AU Season 8, negative Brainiac and Clana hookup. Doesn't apply to any Lois muses out there, of course. Unless you want it to, but I seriously doubt that. It's slightly femmeslashy, but not really. I would rate it...a high PG13 ( Read more... )

I tried to get every guy I know, just to see what would come up.


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[ooc: This is not marked with a point in canon, because it's unclear how far ahead in the future the AU timeline of Apocalypse is and there's no way of knowing when Lana would go to Paris and meet her husband, Pierre Rousseau. So I've left it kinda open.]Lana was alone at the home of her Aunt Nell and Uncle Dean, taking a break from Met U. The ( Read more... )

Ten People I've Hurt
(because those are easier to list)

1) Whitney Fordman
2) Chloe Sullivan
3) Clark Kent
4) Genevieve Teague
5) Buffy Sanders
6) Lex Luthor
7) Lionel Luthor
8) Lois Lane
9) Casey Brock
10) myself

[ooc: "Buffy Sanders" is not her real name, but her real name isn't actually mentioned so...yeah.]

This is all your fault, Chloe. I hope you're happy.

Damn dreams.

[ooc: If you want to know, read this. To limit confusion I ask no other Chloes reply.]